I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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