Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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