I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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