Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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