your parents love me but you hate me
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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