took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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