I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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