She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
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