So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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