i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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