Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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