You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Randomize
