I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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