is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I am in a vortex of obligation.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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