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A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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