seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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