Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
