I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
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