we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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