...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Fuck appropriateness.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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