Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Randomize
