She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
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