I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
i can't believe i had my finger in that
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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