check it out our google latitudes are spooning
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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