i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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