ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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