can u get pink eye on your cock?
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
My vagina just clenched in fear
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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