Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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