Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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