Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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