she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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