just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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