I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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