I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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