she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
two words...techno handjob
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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