yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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