no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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