Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
