I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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