I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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