i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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