Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
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