I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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