You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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