Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
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