she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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