If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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