YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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