nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
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