1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
you win again, gameday.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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