Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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