He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
Come on in and take your pants off
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